OUR PIZZAS ARE ALL THE SAME SIZE, 12-13 INCHES.

EACH PIZZA PIE IS A LIITLE DIFFERENT… BUT THE SAME: CHARRED, CRISPY, CHEWY

YOU MIGHT SAY OUR PIZZAS ARE ON THE WELL DONE SIDE. THEY’RE COOKED NEXT TO FIRE!

OUR PIZZA DOUGH IS NATURALLY LEVENED… WE USE GOOD FLOUR, SALT, WATER AND OUR MOTHER… THAT’S IT!

LOWBROW IS A SCRATCH KITCHEN… CHEAP AND CRAPPY INGREDIENTS WERE NOT USED IN MAKING YOUR PIZZA… THAT’S THE OTHER GUYS.

LOWBROW IS A GLUTEN FRIENDLY FACILITY.

WE ARE FIRMLY IN THE PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA CAMP.

DON’T SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT… WE DON’T HAVE ANY.

WE KNOW THE CHAIRS ARE LOUD… SOMETIMES THE MUSIC IS TOO.

PEOPLE WHO DON’T EAT THEIR PIZZA CRUST ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

WE LOVE BEER. BUT WE ALSO HAVE WINE.

NOBODY HERE IS ITALIAN OR FROM NEW YORK.

WE’LL GLADLY ARGUE ABOUT PIZZA WITH YOU.

IF WE SCREW THINGS UP… LET US KNOW CUZ WE’LL FIX IT. LET US HELP BEFORE YOU YELP.